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4/22/2020 8:16 am  #76


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Hold “error” for ten minutes

How can I get my wife to love me again?


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4/22/2020 9:00 pm  #77


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Beg them to not take the kids.

How can I learn magic?


Time.
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4/23/2020 12:43 am  #78


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Eat a whole bowl of maple syrup then cry

How do I find my earbuds?


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4/23/2020 1:35 am  #79


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

buy a new pair from our amazing sponsor Raycon!

How do I find true happiness?


Call me Marshall. Or Hungry, as that usually describes me.

"Chaos is only an enemy if you're unable to adapt"
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Dealer of cursed artifacts

Chaotic Neutral energy

T̢h̛e v͝͝oi͜d̷̛ í̶s͘͜͞ ͢͠l̀͞o̵v͝ȩl̛y̸̢,̕͢ ̢̀h͡ǫ҉ṕ̶ ̵͟͏o̧n ҉̛i҉n̷̡
 

4/23/2020 1:50 am  #80


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Let it chill in the fridge for two hours.

How do I climb stairs?


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4/23/2020 2:14 am  #81


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Chug ten energy drinks

How do I draw hands?


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4/23/2020 2:16 am  #82


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Bring to a boil in a medium saucepan. 

How do I drive?


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5/29/2020 2:30 pm  #83


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

put a quarter in the machine and hop on

How do I spin


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5/30/2020 5:02 am  #84


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

try the motorcycle

how do i make a sandwich?


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5/30/2020 5:10 am  #85


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

take some meat and put corn on the inside

how fast is my cat?


riri / リリ
(she/her)
local bishoujo (●´□`)♡
rhythm game master
私は今日も転がります。
#ccsurvivor
♡ 1111 ♡
 

5/30/2020 5:16 am  #86


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

About as fast as a cat

How do you learn a foreign language?


Call me Marshall. Or Hungry, as that usually describes me.

"Chaos is only an enemy if you're unable to adapt"
-Шухрат Кессикбаев

Dealer of cursed artifacts

Chaotic Neutral energy

T̢h̛e v͝͝oi͜d̷̛ í̶s͘͜͞ ͢͠l̀͞o̵v͝ȩl̛y̸̢,̕͢ ̢̀h͡ǫ҉ṕ̶ ̵͟͏o̧n ҉̛i҉n̷̡
 

5/30/2020 5:35 am  #87


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

go to the place

How do I breathe?


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   ----------------------------------
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         eye see you
      Constantly Tired
     WE FOUND THE CHEESE

 
 

5/30/2020 5:44 am  #88


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

eventually

how do i measure the length of my sidewalk


riri / リリ
(she/her)
local bishoujo (●´□`)♡
rhythm game master
私は今日も転がります。
#ccsurvivor
♡ 1111 ♡
 

5/30/2020 10:50 pm  #89


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

celsius
 
is water wet?
 


miles 
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it's always spooky season
"i can't see anybody, loving me the you do...darling i'm in love"
italian sandwich energy
#ccsurvivor 

 
 

5/30/2020 11:00 pm  #90


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

no. but chocolate rivers are.

How does one bake a cake?


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5/30/2020 11:17 pm  #91


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Put some mayonnaise on it.

How does one make a campfire?


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5/30/2020 11:33 pm  #92


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

A lighter and a tent

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Call me Marshall. Or Hungry, as that usually describes me.

"Chaos is only an enemy if you're unable to adapt"
-Шухрат Кессикбаев

Dealer of cursed artifacts

Chaotic Neutral energy

T̢h̛e v͝͝oi͜d̷̛ í̶s͘͜͞ ͢͠l̀͞o̵v͝ȩl̛y̸̢,̕͢ ̢̀h͡ǫ҉ṕ̶ ̵͟͏o̧n ҉̛i҉n̷̡
 

5/30/2020 11:37 pm  #93


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Fifty-two zebras.

How does one fix a sink?


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5/30/2020 11:39 pm  #94


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Put it on high a 400 degrees Celsius.

How can one make a friend. (Why autocorrect!!!)

Last edited by Tiger (5/31/2020 10:39 am)


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5/31/2020 8:05 am  #95


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

meet a new person

How do I erase reality


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   ----------------------------------
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         eye see you
      Constantly Tired
     WE FOUND THE CHEESE

 
 

5/31/2020 9:39 am  #96


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

nail polish

how do i tell the difference between a river and a lake?


miles 
✿✿ he/they ✿✿ 
it's always spooky season
"i can't see anybody, loving me the you do...darling i'm in love"
italian sandwich energy
#ccsurvivor 

 
 

5/31/2020 10:41 am  #97


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

You look through a telescope

How does one win at monopoly?


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5/31/2020 10:43 am  #98


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Saw the board in half with a chainsaw

How do I eat pasta?


   A-x-e-l, got it memorized?
   ----------------------------------
   Bow Before Ark Angel

         eye see you
      Constantly Tired
     WE FOUND THE CHEESE

 
 

5/31/2020 12:52 pm  #99


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Run it over with a spaceship.

How do I make pancakes?


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5/31/2020 1:59 pm  #100


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Use a sledgehammer and flatten the cake too what ever degree of flatness you prefer.

How do I build a robot?


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