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Hold “error” for ten minutes
How can I get my wife to love me again?
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Beg them to not take the kids.
How can I learn magic?
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Eat a whole bowl of maple syrup then cry
How do I find my earbuds?
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buy a new pair from our amazing sponsor Raycon!
How do I find true happiness?
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Let it chill in the fridge for two hours.
How do I climb stairs?
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Chug ten energy drinks
How do I draw hands?
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Bring to a boil in a medium saucepan.
How do I drive?
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put a quarter in the machine and hop on
How do I spin
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try the motorcycle
how do i make a sandwich?
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take some meat and put corn on the inside
how fast is my cat?
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About as fast as a cat
How do you learn a foreign language?
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go to the place
How do I breathe?
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eventually
how do i measure the length of my sidewalk
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celsius
is water wet?
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no. but chocolate rivers are.
How does one bake a cake?
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Put some mayonnaise on it.
How does one make a campfire?
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A lighter and a tent
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Fifty-two zebras.
How does one fix a sink?
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Put it on high a 400 degrees Celsius.
How can one make a friend. (Why autocorrect!!!)
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meet a new person
How do I erase reality
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nail polish
how do i tell the difference between a river and a lake?
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You look through a telescope
How does one win at monopoly?
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Saw the board in half with a chainsaw
How do I eat pasta?
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Run it over with a spaceship.
How do I make pancakes?
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Use a sledgehammer and flatten the cake too what ever degree of flatness you prefer.
How do I build a robot?