"Ok, but here's the thing." Time says, rasing a pointer finger as he proves his point, "Older people are people considered elderly. Commonly associated with elderly traits. Such as white hair, wrinkly skin, more delicate bodies, and the like. I have none of those traits. Therefore, I am not old."

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"Yeah because I bet you don't age. Or age very slowly. Didn't you say you were young for a vampire?"

"Hold on. Wait." Time says, "If you're a vampire, that makes your aging... 'rules' much more different than a human's. A human's lifespan is a lot shorter, normally, so what gives you the right to consider what is old and what is young?"

"Whatever." Time raises his arms, "I give up. You can't win against delusion "