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sun + moon required
rising sign optional
find your signs by filling in this form (i am not affiliated with this website)
this is for comedic purposes only; all responses are not going to be entirely correct 100% of the time.
forewarning: mars sign details sexuality/adult topics. skip reading that part on the website if you're uncomfortable.
Last edited by riribunni (12/29/2020 4:11 am)
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aquarius sun and aries moon ✌️
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pisces sun and aquarius moon
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@Jack
how did it feel to be incredibly emotionally detached from other kids in your childhood due to your "weird" personality?
are your impulse purchase habits haunting you yet
chill out on the humor as a coping mechanism, man, we're worried about you
@meerkat
so, you were a quiet kid who dressed weird yet spoke out to receive attention from others because it granted you a sense of validation
you have a peculiar sense of making decisions, so did you buy something completely strange that everyone hates but you love with your whole heart
okay so like...do you want to talk about the burning loneliness in your heart despite being surrounded by people who make you happy, or?
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I'm not trying to be a fun-ruiner or something like that (though I'm often that without trying), but I did wanna warn that some descriptions go a tiny bit into adult things, and that if certain individuals here are iffy towards that sort of thing, they might want to skim first and know which parts of the description to skip
-Galaxian-
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Aquarius sun and Sagittarius moon
Last edited by Russet (12/29/2020 1:25 am)
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GalaxianExplosion wrote:
I'm not trying to be a fun-ruiner or something like that (though I'm often that without trying), but I did wanna warn that some descriptions go a tiny bit into adult things, and that if certain individuals here are iffy towards that sort of thing, they might want to skim first and know which parts of the description to skip
-Galaxian-
I only mentioned Sun and Moon signs for that reason. Avoid the Mars sign if you're uncomfortable. ^^
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Russet wrote:
Aquarius sun and Sagittarius moon
bro... why r u constantly avoiding confronting your own emotions
ok but ur roasts are extremely good aren't they, i feel like ur very funny irl
dude...ur sense of humor goes over people's head all the time which makes u feel a bit awkward doesn't it
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Aquarius Sun, Scorpio Moon
-Galaxian-
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Why did it take me so long to figure out the website lol
Pisces Sun, Aquarius Moon.
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Gemini Sun, Pisces Moon
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hey babey u know this already but still:
scorpio sun, cancer moon
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i'm 101% sure you know this, and you've done this to me before,
but cancer sun aries moon
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youve done this to me before but
sagittarius sun, libra moon
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riribunni wrote:
@Jack
how did it feel to be incredibly emotionally detached from other kids in your childhood due to your "weird" personality?
are your impulse purchase habits haunting you yet
chill out on the humor as a coping mechanism, man, we're worried about you
damn you're right this hit hard 😔