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post something you've said/heard irl but out of context
within reason, nothing inappropriate, don't share personal information, you know the drill.
here are a sampling of things i've heard:
“If you ever feel safe in your home, remember I have many, many teeth “
“His mom is from Florida, so he has crackhead energy.”
“Are you fighting bees?” “Yeah with an axe”
“Sir are you indirectly saying that you slammed into a wall twice.”
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- Rune01
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"It's pretty fun. You get arrested and... Um..."
"Ah...we have school today." - My friend while we were at school and eating lunch
"This table." *Slams ruler down on the table* "Is 48 Big Bois long."
"What the heck? He chin blushed!"
"You can throw a premature giraffe at me."
"I want to feel what the dinosaurs feel."
"Jafar's staff do be lookin' pretty hot though."
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"the first time I played Minecraft I tried to pet a sheep but I ended up killing it"
"ah yes, the primal urge to tape a knife to a Roomba"
"isn't a straight pride parade just a Walmart checkout line"
"did you know? opossums can't get rabies but I can (:"
"I am a criminal in 72 countries, 70 of which are members of the UN, and 12 of which will execute me on the spot"
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“barbie, you love everything. if you want to go to the met gala, do it. go oFF.”
“imagine going to prison and the first thing you see is half of a dog”
kat !
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- Andalite
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"It iS cALLed a bOinG"
"This is what happens when we stay up till 4AM"
"Hello dentist, I don't have any teeth."
"I will defeat you with the power of - of cheese fries"
"If you kill your minecraft dog, you can't go to heaven"
"That means he was born with a beard"
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"look, look. it's a rounded angle"
"don't be a peasant. be a pheasant"
"yOU MORTAL"
"I swear to you, that pool is 4 1/2 feet deep." "nO IT'S NOT I WAS JUST THERE"
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- xenon
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“Our bullets don’t discriminate.”
“Mercantilism. He who has the most toys wins.”
“Ooh, your peasants just got poached.”
“So now what you gotta do?” “Ungoof.”
“My empire right!”
“Prussia small, Russia big. Good now?”
edit: source ate my enter spaces
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xenon
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"i am a smol bean and you are s t r o n k"
xenon
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“don’t look at me in that tone of voice it smells a funny colour”
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"I will face god and walk backwards into hell"
"dude you can't say that, you're Catholic"
"guys... I think we're ALL going to hell"
"[scandalized gasps]"
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- xenon
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"You may sit down to write a poem and your brain goes 'orrrrr....... alligators.'"
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See, I stay in my room and never go out, so-
But these are vastly entertaining to read.
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"Where are you?"
"On the train"
"No seriously, where are you"
"cAN'T TALK I'M ON THE TRAIN"
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"And the knives just sprouted legs and walked away. I'm serious."
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"Sirfetch'd? More like sirfetch me a fainting couch."
xenon
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"So you can read 'stallion at starlight' but not 'war horses'???"
"Don't be a dumb flower!"
"You're either watching dance moms or something about coronavirus or dance moms"
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hello :D hope you're having a good day
"The true sky, and songs that cageless soar
Were they not wishes worth fighting for?"
- TwoPunchAxel
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"YES! YES! ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!"
-me at the new yak wof book signing reacting to the tv show news
A-x-e-l, got it memorized?
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WE FOUND THE CHEESE
- Andalite
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"It has come to my attention that there is a goat in the room."
My name is Andalite, look it up (not a rock I swear)
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"Heeeey, that's my friend the chloride!"
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"Okay! So you all are pencils."
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hello :D hope you're having a good day
"The true sky, and songs that cageless soar
Were they not wishes worth fighting for?"
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My Quotes
"WHAT THE HECK?" "PRAGMATISM!"
"There is no honor with a squirt gun."
"Dreeeeeeeegooooooooooooonsssssss!"
"Jokes on you, I'd fall in love with an eldritch horror."
"The goldfish was right all along."
Requiem/Legacy
Ace/Genderqueer: They/Xe
It's Always Spooky Season Time.
Just an eldritch dragon disguised as dice.
"Dude! Let me in! I'm a fairy!"
"DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN F A R I E S ?"
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"Cortana is an atheist."
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“Corn belt: we might have a record corn harvest this year. Derecho: cracks knuckles with malicious intent”
“I’d just pull up behind them and fwwwAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
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JOHN DEERE IS BEST
"tractors, plows, with flashing lights"
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“He crushes his town’s entire fleet of police vehicles and drove away without one flat tire”
“Here’s your sign.”
NIGHT
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obsessed with trains, trucks, tractors, the like
actual farmer, 500 acres
CEO of WoFRR
JOHN DEERE IS BEST
"tractors, plows, with flashing lights"
MAGA
- HungryCat1
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"Well I shot Kleiner because Collin told me to, but then it turned out Collin was evil so I just shot him"
Call me Marshall. Or Hungry, as that usually describes me.
"Chaos is only an enemy if you're unable to adapt"
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Chaotic Neutral energy
T̢h̛e v͝͝oi͜d̷̛ í̶s͘͜͞ ͢͠l̀͞o̵v͝ȩl̛y̸̢,̕͢ ̢̀h͡ǫ҉ṕ̶ ̵͟͏o̧n ҉̛i҉n̷̡
"We came. We saw. We consumed your bread."
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