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jack: *recovering in the tiaki compound* you call it ‘a near death experience’. i call it, ‘a vibe check from god’
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Roswell: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Mirage: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Mirage: We’re screwed.
Hercules: Hey, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat!
Mirage, in an upbeat tone: We’re screwed!
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Valkyrie: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Cadena: Oh, we've had worse.
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pardon the bad handwriting, i edited it on my phone fdjbdsfkjdsf
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Roswell: So everyone, what unique skills do you bring to the table?
Revenant and Mirage: We're the two geniuses who basically do all the work around here
Wireless: I invented and built a unique weapon that can paralyze Aljannu
Sharp: I've developed stealth technology that will allow us to get past them undetected
Hecules: *Pumps action* Gun.
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Hercules showing off his gun: ...So this button right here toggles between semi-automatic and pump-action modes. Semi-auto is good against multiple enemies, because it allows for a much higher rate of fire. But I like pump-action because it looks really cool
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*Aljannu appear*
Hercules: (singing) Haaaands, touching hands
Mirage: Are you going to actually do something?
Hercules: Reaching out, touching me, touching yooouuu
Revenant: They're getting closer!
Hercules: Sweet Caroline! *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* Good times never seemed so good!
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Juno, reaching into an Aljannu and pulling out its brain: You have failed the vibe check
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Hercules: So, I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems.
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Oh nooo JANUS and JUNO NO JUNO and JANUS
nice name btw
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