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"S A L M N O S Q U A D"
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"imagine youre going through the drive-through and the guy at the window is the dutch king"
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*casually dies*
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"N O don't you DARE transfer me you wannabe Slenderman"
-Galaxian-
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"can't believe i'm writing soup lore"
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"here u need this for battle it's dangerous to go alone" "thanks i'll give it back soon"
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" s to o m"
"that sounds like a plant"
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"real life rhythm access but crazy frog plays from my phone speakers as we fight each other in a denny's parking lot"
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"you sea tea i see the sea but what if what you if see is not tea it's the sea and what if i see sea where you see tea and see tea isn't tea sea?"
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"imagine the sun wearing the earth as a hat"
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"I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THAT IS BECAUSE IN TWILIGHT SHE ASKS EDWARD "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 17" AND ASH ISN'T EVEN A VAMPIRE BUT HE'S JUST ALWAYS TEN"
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"russian nightcore edm will come for us all"
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"According to Wikipedia, 'Among the very ancient people of Sardinia, who were called Sardi or Sardoni, it was customary to kill old people. While killing their old people, the Sardi laughed loudly.'"
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"how do you even leash a sphere"
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"they bark like chihuauas on steroids"
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"Mmm, monkey"
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"wouwd u wike a kwossaiwnt uwu"
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"I am Looking Away"
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wanna smell like CLEAN LUNGS
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*VIOLENT LEMON NOISES*
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"MY STAIRS HAVE THAT ENERGY"
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"you know, spoons"
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"u just gonna walk up to a petting zoo with a megaphone"