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*something blows up*
riri, not looking up from her phone: ark, what did you do.
ark: my best :D
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Marshall: [gets hand stuck in Pringles can]
Marshall: O H N O O O O
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ash: life is like an egg
astra: explain???
ash: has chickens in it sometimes
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xenon: i have no fears
ash: what if i woke up one day and i was taller than you
xenon: i have one fear
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Astra: So, let’s talk about the emotions you’re feeling right now.
Ash: Stabbing
Astra: Stabbing....isn’t really an emotion....it’s more of an activity. Which I hope you don’t do to me.....see, emotion is more of a feeling....
Ash: Well, maybe I feel stabby.
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Rune: When I was born, the gods said, "too pure, much perfection"
Ash: Wrong
Ash: When you were born, the devil said "oooOOOoOoOo cOmpETiTioN"
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Corvus: I heard an interesting rumor today
Kaori: Only one? I started at least 12
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enten gang! minus enten because he's probably off doing crime elsewhere
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Marshall: I'm a vegetarianarian
Time: That's not a word
Marshall: I only eat things that eat vegetables
Rebel: It's still not a word
Marshall: I'M A VEGETARIAN'T
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astra: What do you have?
ash: A knife!
astra: NO--
xenon: oh my god why does he have a knife--
ts: ive connected the dots
riri: you didnt connect anything--
ts: ive connected them
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fdsjlkfsdjlfk I'm laughing, these IQs are great
that drawing @Xenon did is fantastic too fjlksfkldsfklkl
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Marshall: Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor!
Ark: It's raining men, hallelujah!
Marshall: -_-
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Ark: *Replaces all the rock songs on Marshall's mp3 player with 80's funk*
Marshall: *Boogies resentfully*
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kaori: I'm going to strangle you
corvus: Can you even reach my neck lmao
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rune, about the enten gang: they are disrespectful, volatile and highly unpredictable.
rune:
rune: i’m very fond of them
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"Headbutt me in the nipples"
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Ash: Height is a choice
Jack and Kat are typing...
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Rune (trying to be nice): I am sending good vibes your way
Rune: They are coming
Rune: There is nothing you can do to stop them
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Bunni: Hey, do you have a bag I could borrow?
Solamoon: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Bunni: All you had to do was say no
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[Group Chat: Salmon Squad]
ChaosSlasher: Cheese is just a loaf of sliced milk
Several people are typing...
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this is reminding me of my old pinterest writing prompts board-
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Kaori: "I have a solution."
Corvus: "thank goodness."
Kaori: "it involves fire."
Corvus: "you have fun with that."
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Corvus: i just ended a seven year relationship
Specter: are you....okay?
Corvus: oh, i’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship
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Ash: figured out why you’re so irritated, you have updog
Rune: what’s updog
Ash: XENON GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
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Ash: i bet i could get you to say red
Xenon, reading: doubt it
Ash: what colour is the sky?
Xenon: blue
Ash: told you I could get you to say blue!
Xenon: but you said red
Ash: (:<
Xenon:
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Xenon: i just boiled water
Astra: solid
Xenon: no
Astra: i just mean that’s cool
Xenon: WRONG AGAIN
[edit because autoemojis]
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Bunni: i just calculated
Bunni: i’m 100 kilos
Bunni: and i just ate 800 grams of ravioli
Bunni: like a whole can
Bunni: that means i’m 0.8% ravioli
Solamoon: it’s 4am