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CATS.
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So, basically, Cats run the world. Ummm thats it. Just... jump in.
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Agreed, cats do run the world-
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*Pulls up a corkboard with newspaper articles pinned to it* As you can see here, I've been tracking world events and connecting them to a shadowy global cabal of cat overlords secretly running the world. Now, you might think that their anti-social and anarchist nature would preclude them from running a global shadow government, but I say that's exactly what they want you to believe
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*nods agreement* I'd say so.
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*cat jumps out of the bushes*
What's going on here?"
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"We're buying catnip for you, but can't decide on the best brand."
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"aha. Thankee. I will leave ye in peace."
*Cat jumps back into the bushes*