Scholastic Forums » Galaxian's Hosting of, like, Their 6th Incorrect Quotes Thread

GalaxianExplosion · 9/25/2020 1:36 am

Never said it was a lie

-Galaxian-

RisingStorm (Imagine) · 9/28/2020 1:09 am

glad somebody is confident

TwoPunchAxel · 10/02/2020 2:47 pm

GGaD!Ark: I'm surrounded? Good, now I don't have to aim.

GalaxianExplosion · 10/04/2020 2:17 am

Echo: Uh, I think I got your lunch. (*holds up note saying "You're awesome and friendly. Keep being positive! Love, Galaxian"*)
Specter: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me. (*holds up note saying "Don't do senseless, stupid things. For the love of Athena and the Olympian gods, please don't do senseless, stupid things."*)

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Specter: My 10-year-old friend Galaxian just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

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Galaxian, to Chnoasmos: With all due respect, which is none.

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Galaxian: I love having friends, but there are a few things I miss, like silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by sound...

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Hitan, about Galaxian: Sometimes boys...just need to be boys.
Rai: You do realize he caused thousands of dollars worth of property damage, though?

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Rai: It's not you, I'm just dealing with a lot of things that are definitely your fault.

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Raez: The world is trying to make my anxiety seem reasonable.

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Raez: You've all heard of mom friends, now get ready for the anti-mom friend. They suggest every single impulsive thought that runs through their head like "Hey what if you jumped into a pond in the middle of the night" while the mom friend begs them to stop

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Ogvyuthijs: Things I am full of:
-Love
-Hope
-Laughter
-Slice of Bread (x64)

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Wiley: How many calories does jumping to conclusions burn?

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Galaxian: (*enters with a bad PowerPoint animation effect*) Hello

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(Language warning)

Real!Galaxian:

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Wiley: I have what doctors call "directional insanity".
Wiley: I once got lost on an escalator

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Galaxian, to his friends: I would follow you to the ends of the Earth with only mild complaining

EchoDraws · 10/04/2020 3:25 pm

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
"Don't do senseless, stupid things. For the love of Athena and the Olympian gods, please don't do senseless, stupid things."

You should send me this message once a day lol so I quit doing stupid crap

EchoDraws · 10/04/2020 5:11 pm

Echo being very angry but saw GalaxE so now he can't legally curse: "Who the h-e-double HECK do you think you are you massive jerk!"

GalaxianExplosion · 10/05/2020 12:45 am

Galaxian: You're hot.
Echo: Yeah, believe me, I know.
Galaxian: No, I mean like you have a fever.

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Echo: I got a question, it’s hypothetical by the way
Galaxian: Alright, what is it?
Echo: Let’s say you were to hypothetically drink an entire portion of cyanide because you wanted to see what it would taste like. How long would it take until the poison killed you?
Galaxian: ……..
Echo: Again, this is hypothetical, but also where can you buy a cyanide antidote?

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Echo: Oi Galaxy Boi are you asleep?
Galaxian, sarcastically: Yes
Echo, totally serious: Oh ok, tell me when you wake up, I got to tell you something

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Galaxian, leaving Specter a message after it goes to voicemail: Hey dude, just calling to let you know you left your phone here. You probably want to come soon because some guy named Galaxian keeps calling you

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Echo: Hey Specter, do you like Eminem?
Specter: Yeah, they’re pretty great, but I prefer the chocolate ones over the peanuts
Echo: Oh no, I mean the rapper
Specter: Why would you eat the wrapper?

EchoDraws · 10/06/2020 7:18 am

Specter: "Please talk to Echo, he'd throw himself in front of moving car for you."

GalaxE: "He'd throw himself in front of a moving car for fun."

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Prank caller: "Is your fridge running?"

Specter, sobbing: "HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVE A FRIDGE!?"

TwoPunchAxel · 10/06/2020 8:08 am

Ark: Explosives can solve most problems. Having enemies, bartering, destruction of property when that one store is out of croissants...
Galaxian: Wait, what?
Ark: I would also like to mention that my newfound wealth of croissants had nothing to do with that

SpecterTheGreat · 10/07/2020 3:58 pm

Echo: We all have our weaknesses.
Echo: Me, for instance: I’m tragically funny and good looking.

SpecterTheGreat · 10/07/2020 4:00 pm

Specter: I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels.
Echo: Awww-
Specter: Which is why I finally understand war.
Galaxian: … awww?

SpecterTheGreat · 10/07/2020 4:04 pm

Galaxian: They're completely literal. Metaphors will go over their head.
Specter: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

SpecterTheGreat · 10/07/2020 4:24 pm

Galaxian: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Zura: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

SpecterTheGreat · 10/07/2020 4:27 pm

Riri: Stay hydrated. This is a threat.

RisingStorm (Imagine) · 10/08/2020 4:23 pm

i feed my soul off of these quotes - me i guess

TwoPunchAxel · 10/12/2020 12:01 pm

Ash: *to the tune of the final countdown* It's a mental breakdown
Axel: *off-key kazoo*

SpecterTheGreat · 10/26/2020 4:20 pm

Echo: My body screams "vegetables". My heart screams "ice cream".
Specter: What does your mind scream?
Echo: It just screams.

GalaxianExplosion · 10/30/2020 2:07 pm

Specter: Can’t you guys just try to be positive? I’m telling you, it works! For example, you might see this glass here as half-empty, but I see it as half-full.
Echo: But it’s completely empty.
Specter: But I see it as half-full.
Galaxian: Also, it’s a bowl.

GalaxianExplosion · 11/06/2020 12:19 am

Echo and Galaxian: They say nothing is impossible, but we do nothing every day!

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Galaxian: SPECTER! ECHO!
Galaxian: If you two don't come on chat, you'll be sorry
Echo: ...is that a threat?
Galaxian: No, it's an invitation.
Galaxian: Be there.

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Galaxian: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold T shaped pendants?
Echo: That’s a cross.
Galaxian: Across from where?

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Galaxian: There's something going on inside my head.
Solar: That's called a thought.

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Specter: I was like, I’m gonna wake up early and do things!
Specter: I woke up early.
Specter: I did not do things.

autumnlibrarian16 · 11/06/2020 7:59 pm

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Specter: I was like, I’m gonna wake up early and do things!
Specter: I woke up early.
Specter: I did not do things.

I relate to this way too much :^)

GalaxianExplosion · 11/06/2020 8:03 pm

:') can't we all at some point

-Galaxian-

EchoDraws · 11/06/2020 8:08 pm

Echo: "Hey, ya want a soup or salad?"

Galaxian: "A SUPER SALAD?!" :0

GalaxianExplosion · 11/06/2020 11:35 pm

Echo: What's your biggest fear?
Galaxian: Being forgotten
Echo: Dang, that's deep
Echo: Mine was the Kool-Aid man but I kinda feel stupid about it now

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Specter: Hey Galaxian, are you a morning or a night person?
Galaxian: Buddy
Galaxian: I'm barely even a person

SpecterTheGreat · 11/07/2020 9:32 am

autumnlibrarian16 wrote:
GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Specter: I was like, I’m gonna wake up early and do things!
Specter: I woke up early.
Specter: I did not do things.
I relate to this way too much :^)

Same lol

@Galaxian
How dare you know me this well it's illegal xD

GalaxianExplosion · 11/07/2020 5:39 pm

xD

-Galaxian-