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*gasps* “OMAE WA MŌ SHINDEIRU“
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“Vertical tillage is like cutting a pie”
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"When it comes to socks, I support communism"
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SpecterTheGreat wrote:
"Cortana is an atheist."
I-
i mean you aren't wrong
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...i'm questioning why the house smells vaguely like mashed potatoes
"the ghost of spud past"
"stop."
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“Everybody looty until the roof start shooty”
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"ladies and mentlegen, the porch. it's a car you put on your porch"
"MURICA"
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"That's worse that pronouncing Marcelo with a long a!"
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"What, no Pepito? We are all Pepito!"
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"The reason they make the Creature slow and speechless in the movies is because he'd be too ~SEXY~ if they did it like the book."
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'i wish i was tall, i'm like 5'6 lol'
'looks like mom and dad forgot to water you'
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jesus might've turned water in to wine once, but this time he turned water into something with a little more kick
water to fireball whiskey
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So you got a little something-something for Gordon Ramsay?
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"ok so now we all lay on the floor while he T poses as hard as he can over us"
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"I am fluent in 47 languages except for this one."
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"can i eat a salt lamp"
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"well, peggy was always the chair"
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"brother did you take my american flag?"
"well the label said made in china"
"nobody can know the true origins of america brother"
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"I'm on my ladder! Be careful!"
"No, it's our ladder. Welcome to communism."
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"I am a vessel for hatred and pasta! NOTHING MORE!"
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"no stop you learned about taxes from reddit 30 seconds ago"
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"I have to do my homework now that DaBaby told me to"
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"So this is the correct way to pronounce it, but people will also say it these other incorrect ways, so don't worry too much about the pronunciation."
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"God told me to wash the dishes."
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(context, i got a fortune cookie from chinese food that said something about how i needed to do some domestic work, as in stuff to be done around the house, and the dishes happened to need washing)