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4/16/2020 8:28 pm  #1


Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Time for another forum game~

Basically, someone will ask a question that they need help with. Then the next person will offer the most unhelpful advice that they can.

Me: How do I calculate the angle x of a triangle?

Someone else: I believe that duolingo recently added that to their language course. *asks a question*

And thus, the cycle of unhelpfulnss continues.

--

How old do I have to be to get my fishing license?


Screecht or Termlessfir
hepl
 

4/16/2020 8:31 pm  #2


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Become a fish!

What does the word "denouement" mean?


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4/16/2020 8:39 pm  #3


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

The dramatic version of peroration.

How does one write effectively?

-Galaxian-


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Birds aren't real.
 

4/16/2020 8:43 pm  #4


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

One rights effectively by not going left

How far is the earth from the sun?


Screecht or Termlessfir
hepl
     Thread Starter
 

4/16/2020 8:43 pm  #5


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

As far as you want it to be! *winks*

Do owls sleep?

Last edited by Lavender (4/16/2020 8:44 pm)


Persona:Lavender the Dragon-Cat-Girl-Thing

This is going to be awesome, I just know it!!
 

4/16/2020 8:47 pm  #6


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Try looking in the last place you remember having it.

Where is New Zeland on a map?


Screecht or Termlessfir
hepl
     Thread Starter
 

4/16/2020 8:49 pm  #7


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Australia.

How do you explain the time-space continuum?


Persona:Lavender the Dragon-Cat-Girl-Thing

This is going to be awesome, I just know it!!
 

4/16/2020 9:31 pm  #8


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Wheezing.

How do I care for a pet dinosaur?


Zzzzura 
Administrator
 

4/16/2020 9:41 pm  #9


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Feed yourself to it!

How does the moon control the tides?


Persona:Lavender the Dragon-Cat-Girl-Thing

This is going to be awesome, I just know it!!
 

4/16/2020 9:50 pm  #10


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

4 minutes

Can someone help me find my pencil?


{~Fantasy/Lilac~}
she/her | bibliophile | writer
 

4/16/2020 10:07 pm  #11


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Spoiler alert, they died in season 3

How do I attain the slickness of a croissant?


Screecht or Termlessfir
hepl
     Thread Starter
 

4/16/2020 11:39 pm  #12


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Hey guys, what's Obama's last name?


necro(mancer)
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4/16/2020 11:56 pm  #13


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Screecht wrote:

Spoiler alert, they died in season 3

How do I attain the slickness of a croissant?

32 degrees.

How do I make soup? 


Zzzzura 
Administrator
 

4/16/2020 11:56 pm  #14


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

It's not eligible for free 2-day shipping on amazon prime

How do I install a door?


Screecht or Termlessfir
hepl
     Thread Starter
 

4/17/2020 12:12 am  #15


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

I don't think you need one.

Oh, and Necro, even if you didn't have an answer, I think his last name is Care?? I think??

How do I set up my computer? 


Time.
Originally from WoFMB
 

4/17/2020 12:18 am  #16


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Duct tape.

Where can I find a nanny goat?


Bobcat
"To be kept waiting is unfortunate, but to
be kept waiting with nothing interesting to
read is a tragedy of Greek proportions.” 

-Maryrose Wood
 
 

4/17/2020 12:26 am  #17


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Underneath the third bridge to the right.

Who was responsible for IHOP’s “IHOB” prank?


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4/17/2020 12:43 am  #18


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

If I remember right, they won jeoarody in 2005.

How to I create a Netflix account?


Screecht or Termlessfir
hepl
     Thread Starter
 

4/17/2020 12:46 am  #19


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

You can get it for free if you put in the code “PETTYCRIME”.

What’s the square root of 7?


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local bishoujo (●´□`)♡
rhythm game master
私は今日も転がります。
#ccsurvivor
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4/17/2020 1:28 am  #20


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Maple syrup

How do I put on socks?


Echo
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4/17/2020 1:39 am  #21


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

With your eyes

How fast is Karl Marx?


riri / リリ
(she/her)
local bishoujo (●´□`)♡
rhythm game master
私は今日も転がります。
#ccsurvivor
♡ 1111 ♡
 

4/17/2020 2:49 am  #22


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Hella fast.

How does one acquire the "breathing" trait?


Echo
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4/17/2020 3:04 am  #23


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Lungs are free real estate, I'd suggest you start there

How do I fix my wack sleep schedule?


Screecht or Termlessfir
hepl
     Thread Starter
 

4/17/2020 3:06 am  #24


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

You have to sell your soul to the devil and eat a whole bowl of pasta

How does someone turn on the TV


Echo
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4/17/2020 4:29 am  #25


Re: Be as Unhelpful as You Can

Control+alt+delete and hold for 3 seconds

What’s the best pick up line?


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(she/her)
local bishoujo (●´□`)♡
rhythm game master
私は今日も転がります。
#ccsurvivor
♡ 1111 ♡
 

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