Scholastic Forums » Galaxian's Hosting of, like, Their 6th Incorrect Quotes Thread

GalaxianExplosion · 8/01/2020 4:54 pm

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Specter, singing: Hey~
Galaxian: (*waves*)
Specter: How you doin' my fren'?
Galaxian: Oh I'm doin' just fine--
Galaxian: I lied, I'm dead inside--

Anyone, entering Galaxian's homethread:
Galaxian: hELLo fRoM ThE OtHeR sIDE--

Hitan: So, how was everyone's weekend?
Student: (*stands up*) AUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH
Hitan: ΩДΩ WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS JOB

Galaxian: It's a beautiful day.
Echo: Not as beautiful as me ^-^
Galaxian: --BoI--

A Waiter: What'd you like to eat?
Echo: tHe sOulS oF tHE iNnOcEnT.
Specter: A bagel,
Echo: Noooo
Specter: Two bagels

Echo: I'm a total failure.
Time: Yes, you are.
Echo: I just screwed up really badly.
Time: Yes, you did.
Echo: I could use some words of encouragement.
Time: Yes, you could.

Echo: Well? Tell me I'm wrong.
Galaxian: You're wrong.
Echo: ...but I'm not.
Galaxian, shrugging: You said to tell you you're wrong.

Sunny: Some people are like clouds.
Sunny: Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day.

(In a certain group chat)
Echo: "lol I’m dying help"
Galaxian: "oof same"
Specter: "rip 💀💀. Anyways what’s up???"
Echo: "no like I’m legit dying"
Echo: "Some guy just stabbed me in a McDonalds’ parking lot"
Echo: "The lol is just a habit"
Echo: (*sends a picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*)
...
Multiple people are typing...

Galaxian: I know the mods here have made a decision.
Galaxian: But because it's a stupid decision, I have also made the conscious decision to ignore it.

Galaxian: When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and you make super-lemons.

Galaxian: Stand back, everyone! Nothing here to see! Just imminent danger, and in the middle of it all, ME!

Galaxian: You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, so they say. So I'm thinking, why not cut off the head?
Firas: Of the human race?
Galaxian: It's not a perfect metaphor.

Bobcat: (*trips and falls over*)
Bobcat: I've added the force of gravity to my list of enemies, I guess.

Lavender, to Galaxian: Whatever happened to 'I got this'?
Galaxian, unconvincingly: Oh yeah. I got this.

Necromancer, some morning: Hey! Good morning! I adopted 32 dogs and cats. Did you want pancakes?

Galaxian: I am 100% certain
Galaxian: that I am 0% sure of what to do in this situation.

Echo: I've missed all three of the MB meetings for very legitimate reasons.
Galaxian: "Cooking a French bread" and "forgot".

autumnlibrarian16 · 8/01/2020 5:02 pm

fsjdklfsdjlfkjdsk :eyes:

SpecterTheGreat · 8/01/2020 5:37 pm

Hilarious. I'm laughing a lot.
XDDD
Just one objection:

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
(In a certain group chat)
Echo: "lol I’m dying help"
Galaxian: "oof same"
Specter: "rip 💀💀. Anyways what’s up???"
Echo: "no like I’m legit dying"
Echo: "Some guy just stabbed me in a McDonalds’ parking lot"
Echo: "The lol is just a habit"
Echo: (*sends a picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*)
...
Multiple people are typing...

I would type 👻 instead of 💀

GalaxianExplosion · 8/01/2020 5:39 pm

jsfosjfiosfjosijfoifjoi

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · 8/02/2020 10:59 pm

Wiley, angrily: Last time I kung paoed your chicken, and this time I'll sichuan your peppers and mapo your tofu!
Raez, having just moved Wiley's substance vials a bit farther away from the counter corner: what

EchoDraws · 8/03/2020 12:13 am

XD

RisingStorm (Imagine) · 8/03/2020 12:40 am

LMAO

GalaxianExplosion · 8/03/2020 8:44 pm

(*Telephone ringing*)
Wiley: (*picks it up*) Hello?
Rai: Hey, could I talk to Raez?
Wiley: Heck, you don't need my permission to do that! Be my guest!
Wiley: (*hangs up*) What a weirdo.

GalaxianExplosion · 8/03/2020 8:49 pm

Galaxian: 911, what is your emergency?
Galaxian: What do you mean you're being murdered
Galaxian: That's illegal, people can't do that

GalaxianExplosion · 8/05/2020 5:20 pm

Milo: If you could get $300,000, but by receiving it, Chnoasmos also gets $200,000, would you take it?
Galaxian, nodding: Yeah why wouldn't I want $500,000

EchoDraws · 8/10/2020 10:31 pm

Specter: "Do you want to talk about your feelings?"

GalaxE: "Not really."

Echo: "I do."

Specter: "We know."

Echo: "I'm sad."

Specter: "We know."

Ephemeris · 8/11/2020 2:24 am

Incorrrect quotes are characters at their finest

and XD

GalaxianExplosion · 8/11/2020 9:13 pm

Forum!Echo: Despite what you say, people do like me, and I’m decent at speaking with others.
Forum!Galaxian: You know, you’re right. You hold a large place in my heart, Echo-chan.
Forum!Echo: ……….I…….wh…
Forum!Galaxian: Guess I’m still right about the second one (:

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Bobcatsio · 8/11/2020 11:03 pm

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Bobcat: (*trips and falls over*)
Bobcat: I've added the force of gravity to my list of enemies, I guess.

Right on

Bobcatsio · 8/12/2020 7:16 am

Says you

GalaxianExplosion · 8/14/2020 12:05 pm

Wiley: A relationship is like chewing gum. The first part of it is sweet, the second part is tasteless, and the third part consists of spitting it out.
Rai, looking considerably distressed sitting by Anima's side: I did not ask.

GalaxianExplosion · 8/14/2020 12:07 pm

Galaxian: I'd like to say thank you.
Sunny: Disgusting. Don't say things like that just before we'll launch an attack.

Galaxian, wandering incoherently around the forums: Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst.

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GalaxianExplosion · 8/14/2020 12:08 pm

Echo: Have you ever been in the mood to destroy your OCs' relationships with everyone they know?
Specter and Galaxian: =_=

Last edited by GalaxianExplosion (8/14/2020 12:08 pm)

SpecterTheGreat · 8/14/2020 12:10 pm

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Echo: Have you ever been in the mood to destroy your OCs' relationships with everyone they know?
Specter and Galaxian: =_=

THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS

EchoDraws · 8/16/2020 7:56 am

AjqjjfjwKWBFJQKFNME-

Nightseeker · 8/16/2020 8:34 pm

*A 136-car mixed freight, 41 loads, 95 empties, with the power being a blue-gray SD80MAC, 2 SD60s, both light brown, a C30-7, faded green, and an SD70M, a rare red-painted engine, rumbles out of the trees at 35 mph, wheels screeching as it rounds a curve*

GalaxianExplosion · 8/19/2020 12:38 am

Rai: Hmm, do you guys know how to get someone you're romantically interested in?
Raez, joking probably: Capture her!
Wiley: Threaten her!
Akuma, appearing out of nowhere: If she doesn't want to then kill her!
Rai: ,,,

EchoDraws · 8/19/2020 7:09 pm

J o k i n g

,,,

p r o b a b l y

GalaxianExplosion · 8/20/2020 5:03 pm

Rai: Give me a sport.
Wiley, not listening: Spiders!!
Raez:

Nightseeker · 8/22/2020 10:50 am

I don’t know any of these characters, but I know this would work for someone:
Character #1: I am allowed to organize myself in a civil militia
Character #2: YOU HAVE AN A-10 WARTHOG